There’s a lot going on in the picture above, and almost all of it is stupid. Let’s focus on the idea of a Twitter tattoo for a moment: it’s a Twitter tattoo. Specifically, a picture of Twitter’s little bird logo with the words “Follow Me” written up the backside of this young lady’s arm. It’s not just stupid, but stupid on a level that approaches brain damage. The only thing worse would be a Mafia Wars tattoo, and I’m nervous to even mention that for fear of someone actually going out and getting one.
Looking at the picture above, it’s hard to maintain any sort of faith in humanity, isn’t it? Let’s face it: if this is what we’ve come to as a species– and it is– then perhaps we should just let this global warming thing Al Gore’s been yammering about run its course. What do you guys think? Sound off in the comments section below, folks. To help convince you that all might not be lost for our species, here’s a picture of the opposite of the tattoo above– the world’s coolest tattoo:
OK, you want one more? Let’s do one more. The following oughtta be obvious to anyone familiar with Bruce Willis’ filmography (don’t worry: it’s not a Cop Out tattoo, which would likely just be the image of Kevin Smith’s career swirling lazily down a toilet), and it might even give the MST3K tattoo above a run for its money it terms of sheer awesomeness:
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